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Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37299) - you deserved it (11201)

On 04/25/2009 at 11:10pm - animals - by poopedon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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