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Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (2889)

On 10/07/2010 at 7:37pm - misc - by toyotasmash - United States

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Refuse to do it! And put a LOT of bleach in your sisters shampoo to make her hair get ruined :)

#5 - On 10/08/2010 at 3:10am by Maddy121

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that's messed up I'd take it to court u would win for sure :)

#4 - On 10/08/2010 at 3:10am by jay4who7

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