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Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML
I hope the girls were ugly, and they you cut out their tongues so they couldn't tell the hot ones what an ass you are.
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Friday 17 October 2014