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Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6519) - you deserved it (39901)

On 10/07/2010 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Epic fail. Noob.

#1 - On 10/07/2010 at 4:42pm by Hisoka

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I hope the girls were ugly, and they you cut out their tongues so they couldn't tell the hot ones what an ass you are.

#16 - On 10/07/2010 at 5:07pm by perdix

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