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Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52000) - you deserved it (13011)

On 04/25/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by crashednowcrushed (woman) - United States (California)

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not really a fml
you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday
and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you

#6 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:19am by ps15

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What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...

#3 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:16am by KyleCaster

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