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Today, I was walking to work through a bad part of town. A man yelled something at me, but knowing what part of town I was in, I ignored him and kept walking. Two seconds later I got hit by a car. Turns out, he was trying to warn me about the car coming right towards me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7528) - you deserved it (23637)

On 10/05/2010 at 8:38pm - misc - by lookbothways (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Watch where you're going.

#2 - On 10/06/2010 at 3:01am by FFML_314

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I'm the OP - just to let you know, I'm a young girl in my 20's, so I generally try to be careful in high crime areas. If that makes me a bad person, then okay. I was crossing the street from one side, and the road curved so I couldn't see the car coming. The guy was on the other side of the road. I'm fine now, I was only in the hospital for a couple of hours, broken leg and a couple of stitches.

#73 - On 10/06/2010 at 12:24pm by cantthink123

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