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Today, I went to sit on the ground next to my crush at our college's free concert. Just as I took the final step toward him, somone ran into me causing me to trip and kick him in the crotch. He had to go to the emergency room. FML

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What were you wearing, hockey skates?

#2 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:19am by CallMeHush

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haha maybe he could be your girlfriend now

#3 - On 10/02/2010 at 6:26am by Radtastic

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