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Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML


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On 09/29/2010 at 3:08am - misc - by blonde (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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What kind of shitty roadside assistance service doesn't go on highways??

#15 - On 09/29/2010 at 10:35am by WiseGuy79

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Your username says it all. I have to say ydi now. lol

#6 - On 09/29/2010 at 10:16am by Trickyklown

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