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Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Wow, are some mum's really this protective of their children? Maybe she knows something about the girl you don't? Or maybe your age has something to do with this?
That's why you need to see moves at the Cineplex and not the Oedipus Complex! Sure, they use real butter on the popcorn just like Momma does, but every seat has its view obstructed by an impenetrable web of apron strings!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 14 March 2014