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Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML


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On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

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Wow, are some mum's really this protective of their children? Maybe she knows something about the girl you don't? Or maybe your age has something to do with this?

#5 - On 09/28/2010 at 5:28pm by Cinn

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Oooh. Awkward for everyone.

#2 - On 09/28/2010 at 5:23pm by todayiwroteafml

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