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Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10285) - you deserved it (25610)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Am I the only one who read "the guy next to me was just pulling out?"

That would have made this even funnier.

#6 - On 09/27/2010 at 5:27pm by DocBastard

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holy crap

#1 - On 09/27/2010 at 5:20pm by bigsc

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