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Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat in the back seat, and 1 gallon of homemade BBQ sauce and mustard in large pans riding shotgun. As I drove down a steep hill, the BBQ sauce pan slid forward, hit the glove box and exploded in my front seat. FML


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On 09/26/2010 at 8:50pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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What are seat belts for then? Hmm?

#4 - On 09/27/2010 at 3:15am by MissGrinch

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ha that sucks op just put ur dog in the car for an hour or so he will galdly clean most of it for u

#7 - On 09/27/2010 at 3:18am by cbr600

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