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Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML
That bitch! I hate it when they spit it up instead of swallowing it.
you shouldve turned around, taken a drink and spat in her face. then you'd be even.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014