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Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML

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On 09/25/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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That bitch! I hate it when they spit it up instead of swallowing it.

#7 - On 09/25/2010 at 6:22am by FYLDeep

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ydi for getting your hair ready the day before. being late is good luck didn't you know lol

#14 - On 09/25/2010 at 6:49am by Juneyah1017

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