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Today, I was at volleyball tryouts when I accidentally spiked the ball into the fire alarm. The fire fighters did not look happy when they found out what had happened. So much for being on the team. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14943) - you deserved it (2325)

On 09/24/2010 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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That's bullshit. Why weren't the fire alarms wrapped in cages? Must be one ghetto school.

#3 - On 09/25/2010 at 3:29am by FYLDeep

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You're fired.

#5 - On 09/25/2010 at 3:31am by Arsonnist

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