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Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and busted my head on the floor. FML

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On 04/25/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by Clumsy (man) - United States (Florida)

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#10 it was the irony of it. A regularly clumsy person makes it through an obstacle course only to fall over his/her own showlace and injure themselves.

#11 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:26pm by MukyDaCookie

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ouch

#3 - On 04/25/2009 at 2:10pm by dan81892

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