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Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22971) - you deserved it (9148)

On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

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At that point you should have gone all Austin Powers on her... yea baby.. make love to the camera.. thats it. You're a tiger...

#11 - On 09/21/2010 at 6:19am by Jimboom

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I can imagine this happening. She hit you with her purse right?

#5 - On 09/21/2010 at 6:10am by pancake_mixx

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