Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML
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On 04/25/2009 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
lol thats so immature for fighting over who gets to push the button
#4 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:17am by stargirl14
what's with kids and pushing the button? i was TOTALLY a button hog when i was little and now i can't remember why
#6 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:28am by philadelphianus
Haha, you should have told them that you had elevator aggression and just couldn't help it!
#7 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:36am by x_eyebrows
Dude you are too violent... shouldnt you know you had to KICK him first"!? xD
#8 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:39am by fatality2009
wow people on this sight need to start looking at who their doing stuff to! dont assume stuff.... YDI
#10 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:48am by oloie
Today I beat the shit out of a guy who shoved my 10 year old kid. Turns out he thought it was his brother FML.
#12 - On 04/25/2009 at 10:51am by rabidhatter
#10- people on this SITE also need to learn how to spell and use the correct form of there/their/THEY'RE
lol just a reflex right? how old are you? at least 15 and you're pushing ten year olds.
#21 - On 04/25/2009 at 1:06pm by RiChY_BaBy08
How old are you? Do you honestly still care who gets to *push the button* on the elevator?
If your YOUNGER brother finds enjoyment in pushing the button, then so be it, why would you push him out of the way anyway?
What has happened to FML.com?
#25 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:24pm by eleanor_rigby
i'm with #4 and 25. My little brother doesn't give a shit about that........and he's 12. GR0W UP!
#26 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:46pm by mentallymessedup
first of all, you pushed a fucking kid. big deal. second of all, do 7 year olds use this site? because apparently you are immature enough to care who pushes the ELEVATOR BUTTON.
#27 - On 04/25/2009 at 4:51pm by carolizzle712
What a fake post, how would you even know their son was 10 years old?
#28 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:19pm by Pepperolls
How old are you? Why do you give a damn if your brother pushes the button first?? Jeez...
#29 - On 04/25/2009 at 5:29pm by shananigans
Hopefully he learned an important lesson: if you're going to push people around, make sure they're smaller than you.
Kids need all the beatings they can get, and they aren't getting them anymore. All the 90's kids are fucking worthless, who just skip work and spend all their money on ridiculous shit (these morons spend $60 for oxycotin... I used to buy ounces of weed for that much).
#36 - On 04/25/2009 at 7:49pm by theflyingmouth
#29: It is kinda annoying to have a child jump in front of you just to press a button before you.
#37 - On 04/25/2009 at 9:49pm by IsThisNameTaken
lol i always fight with my sisters to press the button
you shoulda just told you thought it was your brother (;
hahahahahaha this one made me laugh so hard. I don't know how old you are, but I'm imagining a 17 year old pushing a random 10 year old out of the way to push the elevator button first. haha
#39 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:02am by california512
even if it was your brother why would you push him in the first place? and how old are you, why do you NEED to press the button first?
That just shows you aren't suppose to do mean things to your siblings ! :P But then again who am I to say? I don't even have any siblings....and I probly would have done what you did! :) It's ok it isn't like youa re going to see the other family anyway.
I'm sorry, but how old are you? My brother and I stopped fighting over that before the age of 12. I wonder if you're old enough to be on this site.
Ohhh poor you. Do you need me to call the Wambulance for you? Do you need some wamburgers with those cries? Suck it up, you pushed a little kid. Relax, and don't take elevator button pressing so seriously. Scrub.
#44 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:17pm by howdidithappen
first off....why the hell would you "aggresivly push" your brother out of the way to push an ELIVATOR BUTTON?!? that's just plain stupid. second off...why was the other kid trying to push the button when you were doing it?
#49 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:54pm by LilleyWhite
eh, he'd probably have done the same thing if he were in your shoes, that is, if you around the same age...
lol! i could just imagine the little boys family expression.
#52 - On 05/20/2009 at 1:08am by thisisme_5
