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Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML


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On 09/17/2010 at 10:34pm - misc - by muffins69 (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Lol he walked you

#2 - On 09/18/2010 at 3:19am by TechnoTaco

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lol the dog got tired before you did? either ur really fit or u have a crap dog!

#9 - On 09/18/2010 at 3:22am by drzmonster

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