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Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML


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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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sounds kinda cool

#2 - On 09/16/2010 at 6:04am by austin_joel95

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I don't see why ur complaining. your teacher sounds funny :)

#5 - On 09/16/2010 at 6:07am by DesiGir324

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