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Today, my roommate let me know he "bumped" another car with mine. What he really meant was that I need a new rear quarter panel and the very angry BMW driver he hit has all of my information. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16467) - you deserved it (2480)

On 09/15/2010 at 12:52pm - misc - by Ah piss - United States (New York)

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My grandpa said, "There are two things you never lend out: your car and your wife. Neither of them will come back the same."

#7 - On 09/15/2010 at 5:27pm by perdix

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Why would you let your roommate borrow your car?

#3 - On 09/15/2010 at 5:15pm by disney_blonde

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