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Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31250) - you deserved it (2042)

On 02/25/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by Godfree (man) - United States (Florida)

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