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Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37930) - you deserved it (2729)

On 02/25/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by Godfree (man) - United States (Florida)

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Shaggy hair, unkempt facial hair, and baggy clothes all lead towards the possibility of a man being a creeper,
Sorry brotha!

#2 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:03am by ifeedhobos

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don't take it personally, my dude. you can never be too safe these days.

#1 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:01am by bobdole

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