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Today, at work, a three year old chucked a chocolate bar at me. It hit me square in the face. Her father praised her for her "quality arm." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17714) - you deserved it (1894)

On 09/12/2010 at 8:08pm - misc - by tenthousandspoon - New Zealand (Auckland)

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The kid loses in the end. With that parenting he isn't going to end out very well.

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#4 - On 09/13/2010 at 3:06am by PaintTheStars

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Ydi for not have catching skills of a FIRST rate sports player.

#1 - On 09/13/2010 at 3:02am by Bag3l

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