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Today, I got out our electric fan because it was very hot. A cockroach crawled up behind the frame on the fan and fell into the gap of the frame. It got itself killed by the rotating fan, and had its blended flesh sent flying all over my white polo shirt. FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by roachblend (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

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hey at least you weren't doing the thing where you say stuff into the fan because it makes everything sound funny, just saying could've been worse than just the polo shirt.

#12 - On 09/12/2010 at 10:19am by alienc

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omg, gross!

#1 - On 09/12/2010 at 10:11am by lovesteph3523

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