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Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7405) - you deserved it (27399)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Don't read magazines while you're ironing or using the blowtorch, either.

#6 - On 09/10/2010 at 6:20am by aback

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Playgirl is rather distracting, so I guess I understand.

#8 - On 09/10/2010 at 6:21am by FFML_314

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