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Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24397) - you deserved it (4793)

On 09/09/2010 at 11:15pm - misc - by higagram (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Manners went out of style in the early 90's. It seems you won't make it anywhere in this world if you're polite to others. People seem to take it the wrong way and see you as even more of an asshole than you really are. If you were even one in the first place.

#1 - On 09/10/2010 at 3:35am by Mirorbo

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The correct response was"Fuck You!!"

#2 - On 09/10/2010 at 3:36am by JokeMeister

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