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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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On 09/04/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by jentea (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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I bet he was jealous of the rug.

#3 - On 09/05/2010 at 3:07am by kenjiisown

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weird much!?! who makes out with a bear rug? pretend or otherwise.

#15 - On 09/05/2010 at 3:14am by dva976

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