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Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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Wear a diaper?

#1 - On 09/04/2010 at 5:38pm by pinkdottedbow

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How do you not hold it? If you have some control issue why didn't you request a seat by the bathroom? Typically if it's a medical thing, they'll move you or you can request your seat when you book the flight.

#32 - On 09/04/2010 at 6:18pm by jessicams

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