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Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31636) - you deserved it (3037)

On 09/02/2010 at 1:39pm - misc - by flimflam (woman) - United States (Texas)

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i guess i could let u borrow my jet pack

#8 - On 09/02/2010 at 5:16pm by wisericky

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Your dorm has 26 floors? Sheesh, I'm sorry! :(

#1 - On 09/02/2010 at 5:12pm by kmaikell

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