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Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11199) - you deserved it (20758)

On 09/02/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by hatesgravity (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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You seem disappointed, would you have preferred to fall on the freeway? there there... there there.

#5 - On 09/02/2010 at 1:16pm by loretah

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Hey, you got your bike up to 75...for the first time, that takes guts. And you got your first drop out of the way--and not at speed. That's fortuitous! Sounds like a win to me! Just wear your gear all the time and have fun on the bike...

#59 - On 09/02/2010 at 3:15pm by izawrtr

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