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Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8612) - you deserved it (13878)

On 09/02/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by hatesgravity (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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