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Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML

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Cardboard Obama approves and enjoys people touching his cardboardy crotch.

Tell your parents that you were contacted by the FBI and they told you to keep up the good work.

#32 - On 09/02/2010 at 6:24am by Jimboom

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YDI for even wanting to touch Obama down there.

#31 - On 09/02/2010 at 6:23am by Alesana_Love

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