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Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23532) - you deserved it (2079)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:11pm - misc - by Forded (man) - United States (Oregon)

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