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Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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YDI. Everybody knows that once you leave the venue there is no re-admission. And there are usually many signs at the entrance to tell you this.

And I wouldn't blame your friend. Why waste 2 tickets instead of just 1 because you were too stupid to talk to a security guard or read a sign.

#9 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:17am by Jimboom

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Concerts are always no re-entry. They have multiple warnings about it before the entrance, and it even says it on your ticket. What, did you think NO RE-ENTRY meant "No re-entry, for everyone except you because you're just so gosh darned special!"?

YDI.

#31 - On 09/01/2010 at 8:45am by Sappheyes

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