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Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19548) - you deserved it (3246)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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shove it up their anus!!

#1 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:09am by pimparmenian69

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FYL, but YDI for accepting that as an apology/compensation from them. that probably could have been a lawsuit you'd win.

#25 - On 09/01/2010 at 8:16am by phorcep

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