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Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28347) - you deserved it (4702)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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shove it up their anus!!

#1 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:09am by pimparmenian69

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Mold isn't that bad. Though you can probably file a complaint about them somewhere.

#6 - On 09/01/2010 at 6:12am by Good_old_Grim

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