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Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25001) - you deserved it (14337)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:15am - misc - by bennyp77 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Why are female bare breasts offensive?

#12 - On 08/31/2010 at 6:33am by Quest_

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Well old chap, it is a tennis match and things are a bit more civilized there. We don't go around bearing ones chest willy nilly. I mean whats next... a man going around selling hot dogs and peanuts in the stands???

You sir OP are uncouth barbarian of the highest order!

#9 - On 08/31/2010 at 6:18am by Jimboom

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