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Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder, and told me that "my bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16991) - you deserved it (9747)

On 08/31/2010 at 1:15am - misc - by bennyp77 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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