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Today, seconds after my mom put my yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25103) - you deserved it (3106)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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"Wet chunks" almost made me blow wet chunks.

#4 - On 08/19/2010 at 5:39pm by thebluewizard

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Yummy.

#2 - On 08/19/2010 at 5:39pm by epr

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