Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31347) - you deserved it (4868)
On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)
Single's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our…
Sleeeeeep also deserved itToday, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to…
OMG!!!! Gross!! 'You sure do got a purdy mouth, boy.'
#3 - On 08/19/2010 at 6:19am by misfitSuperStar
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it's gonna be ok I promise!
#1 - On 08/19/2010 at 6:14am by lolwtfwasthat
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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