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Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31163) - you deserved it (4848)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)

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OMG!!!! Gross!! 'You sure do got a purdy mouth, boy.'

#3 - On 08/19/2010 at 6:19am by misfitSuperStar

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it's gonna be ok I promise!

#1 - On 08/19/2010 at 6:14am by lolwtfwasthat

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