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Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

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OMG!!!! Gross!! 'You sure do got a purdy mouth, boy.'

#3 - On 08/19/2010 at 6:19am by misfitSuperStar

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okay, this one goes out to everyone bitchin bout the marines and the navy and whos better. we do different jobs you dumbasses . lets see your typical sailor do some grunt work. not gonna go well. put a marine in some semens boots and hes not gonna do very well either.so shut the hell up

#112 - On 08/20/2010 at 8:20am by bcare22

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