Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

by NotAmericanIdol / 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • If you had a million dollars, you could get singing lessons.

    #1 - On 04/23/2009 at 7:58pm by Shadic

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  • dont take it personally, anyone who would give a million dollars for a person to stop singing must be a retard anyway

    #9 - On 04/23/2009 at 8:04pm by friedkabob1225

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