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Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML
If you had a million dollars, you could get singing lessons.
dont take it personally, anyone who would give a million dollars for a person to stop singing must be a retard anyway
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015