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Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29260) - you deserved it (20223)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

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