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Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26385) - you deserved it (2400)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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The only way your ever going to put that torment behind you is to be the bigger person and just do your job. Don't be nice or social with her. Just be professional and curt. If that pisses her off so she makes a big scene well thats all the sweeter. ;-)

And if she continues to torment you then hello HR complaint time.

#5 - On 08/12/2010 at 6:06am by Jimboom

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Why don't you be polite and see how she responds. If she's a bitch still, then just punch her in the throat. Simple.

#7 - On 08/12/2010 at 6:10am by singer4life666

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