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Today, I sang my signature tune at a karaoke bar - What A Wonderful World - and I thought I sounded my best yet. After my performance, I went outside to get some air. Then, I got assaulted in the parking lot and ended up going to the hospital. What a wonderful world indeed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51800) - you deserved it (4906)

On 04/23/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by karaokestar (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Wow. The Karaoke critics by you are a lot harsher than any karaoke bar I have ever been to.
Usually they just heckle you if your bad.

#1 - On 04/23/2009 at 6:13am by Jimboom

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I doubt you were assaulted because of your singing. But that is quite ironic.
You consider singing Karaoke a performance?

#4 - On 04/23/2009 at 6:29am by _7_Anonymous_7_

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