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Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML

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On 08/08/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by Lola (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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Maybe I'm misunderstanding this FML, but don't most locks allow you to open it from the inside regardless if they're locked or not?

#14 - On 08/08/2010 at 1:17pm by Freeze

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Well, I guess you are that idiot.

#2 - On 08/08/2010 at 1:05pm by thepsychobilly

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