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Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25520) - you deserved it (8395)

On 07/28/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by runandmope (man) - United States (California)

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Awww! It was nice of you to listen for 10 minutes!

#15 - On 07/29/2010 at 3:20am by gogo_speedracer

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awwww he likes u

#5 - On 07/29/2010 at 3:15am by omega802

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