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Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20361) - you deserved it (6744)

On 07/27/2010 at 6:07am - misc - by mauimango7 (woman) - United States (California)

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Your boyfriend is a win.

#1 - On 07/27/2010 at 1:06pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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so, the FML here is that you can't take a joke?

#13 - On 07/27/2010 at 1:24pm by RedPillSucks

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