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Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27634) - you deserved it (1282)

On 02/06/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by Joey (man) - United States (California)

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