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Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19968) - you deserved it (2353)

On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)

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