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Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27631) - you deserved it (3327)

On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)

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kick his ass.

#1 - On 07/24/2010 at 1:14pm by Lindsaykae

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o.O look him straight in the eye say it was love that killed the beast then run away

#2 - On 07/24/2010 at 1:16pm by crabgass

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