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Today, I decided to brush up on my flirting skills and ask a guy I thought was kind of cute what time it was. He pointed to the very visible watch on my wrist and said "You should know already". FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Timeless (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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You should've said "It stopped"

#3 - On 02/24/2009 at 6:39am by csigabajnok

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#4, or it proves that "what time is it" is probably the least flirtatious line possible, next to "where's the bathroom I need to take a monster dump".

#10 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:09am by arms_akimbo

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