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Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27616) - you deserved it (6724)

On 07/17/2010 at 10:54am - misc - by killer (woman) - United States (Florida)

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New version of mouse trap?

#1 - On 07/17/2010 at 2:19pm by Monado

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Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[

#3 - On 07/17/2010 at 2:21pm by ArtIsResistance7

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