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Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34903) - you deserved it (8209)

On 04/21/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Jesus (man) - United States (Maine)

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