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Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19057) - you deserved it (43485)

On 07/13/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Criminal (man) - United States (South Dakota)

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YDI Dipshit

#2 - On 07/14/2010 at 3:02am by keenan61194

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I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.

#11 - On 07/14/2010 at 3:05am by FFML_314

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