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Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16894) - you deserved it (3741)

On 07/11/2010 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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lolz

#1 - On 07/11/2010 at 5:12pm by Mankbeast

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did you pee on them?

#3 - On 07/11/2010 at 5:13pm by YaLuckyGal

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