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Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML

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No good deeds goes unpunished. I know you just wanted to help, but man? That's a wild animal that has been stuck in a fence for who knows how long. He was vulnerable, and you were way, way too close. You're lucky he only smacked you in the hip, he coulda gored you or stomped your arse into the dirt.

#16 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:16am by arms_akimbo

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Jeez, that was brave of you, but also kinda dumb. I mean, you have to be careful with wild animals. You don't know when/if they'll attack. Luckily you only just hurt your hip. It could've been wayyy worse. But feel better. And also, when you run the marathon in the future (if you decide to train for the next one), good luck

#19 - On 02/24/2009 at 8:20am by afroshinizzle

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