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Today, I was running by a school and saw that a deer had caught his antlers in the fence. I felt bad for it so I tried to help it free. Finally, he became unstuck. Then he rammed his antlers into my hip. Now I can't run in the marathon I have been training for a year to race in. FML


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On 02/23/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by stoopidRUnner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Aww...that's awful. Feel better!! I'm sorry about your marathon :(

Never get that close to a wild animal with antlers or horns...a bull almost broke my dad's elbow by just turning it's head xP. Instead it just tore of the sleeve of his favorite leather jacket.

#2 - On 02/24/2009 at 3:14am by ProcrastinationQueen

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Jeez, that was brave of you, but also kinda dumb. I mean, you have to be careful with wild animals. You don't know when/if they'll attack. Luckily you only just hurt your hip. It could've been wayyy worse. But feel better. And also, when you run the marathon in the future (if you decide to train for the next one), good luck

#19 - On 02/24/2009 at 8:20am by afroshinizzle

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