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Today, I finally got around to organizing my closet. Discarded clothes fell into three distinct categories: Too Small, Yellow Pits, Stained with Food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9168) - you deserved it (34359)

On 07/07/2010 at 12:19am - misc - by unit - United States (Pennsylvania)

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you sound like a bit of a slob

#3 - On 07/07/2010 at 6:10am by mystic_star

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wow you all must be children growing is life sweating is life and the washing machine doesn't get rid of all stains and you can only bleach white. and everyone one misses there mouth one time or another it has nothing to do with being a slob or fat grow up and do your own washing

#22 - On 07/07/2010 at 6:51am by MoF

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