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Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25086) - you deserved it (2707)

On 07/03/2010 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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